Jeni Marinucci: Panic Button Years


9 Months of Pregnancy in 10 Gifs

They're funny because they're true

9 Months of Pregnancy in 10 Gifs |

Pregnancy can be a wonderful experience.

It can also be nine months of heartburn, coming thisclose to peeing you pants at the grocery store, and wanting to eat someone's arm from hunger while simultaneously crying because an elementary school crossing guard "looked at you weird." 

What I'm saying is, it's all going to be fine. You don't owe anyone an explanation for your behaviour while pregnant. YOU'RE GROWING A PERSON. If anyone gives you grief, or demands explanations for "quirks," or — God forbid — tells you you're being dramatic or delicate, you just send them this. 

When You See How Childbirth Looks From the Baby Hole Angle: 

When People Don't Understand Building a Person is EXHAUSTING: 

When Someone Asks "Are You Still Here?" 5 Minutes Past Your Due Date:

When Someone Who Has a Penis Explains "Real Pain" to You: 

When Someone Brings a F*&%ing Tuna Sandwich to a Staff Meeting:

When Someone Tries to Take the Last Whatever-Your-Currently-Craving: 

When Someone Accidentally Bumps Into Your Boobs: 

When Someone is Already Using the Downstairs Bathroom:

What Heartburn Really Feels Like: 

How You Feel When You First Hold Your Baby:

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