postpartum, depression, life after baby, new mom, new baby, newborns, postpartum, belly, pregnant, pregnancy

Everyone, it seems, is obsessed with pregnancy. There are ten thousand kazillion websites (that's an accurate number) on the subject matter alone. When you're pregnant, everyone wants to talk about your pregnancy and touch your belly, while offering you unsolicited advice. When celebs are pregnant, we trash talk their wardrobe choices and analyze their bodies under a microscope (which enrages me). 

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Mar
13
2014

Ladyscaping For Labour

TO GROOM OR NOT TO GROOM?

grooming, pregnancy, vagina, shave, ladyscaping, waxing, sexy

Despite the fact that I consider myself a feminist, I can't bring myself to grow a full-on '70s bush. I just can't do it.

I'm sorry. I guess I'm part of "that" generation. The generation that just can't stand pubic hair. Maybe I've been brainwashed by the media? Maybe I'm not a very good feminist? (Question: is body hair a pre-requisite for feminism? Probably not, but it seems like all the good ones have pit hair, at least . . . ) 

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Feb
03
2014

What If We Have An Ugly Baby?

NO PRESSURE, SECOND BABY, BUT OUR FIRST BORN IS REALLY CUTE . . .

ugly baby, cute baby, babies, genetics, cute, ugly, pregnancy, comedy, jen warman, shrek

I'm 35 days away from my due date, and I couldn't be more excited. I cannot wait to meet this little girl or boy!!! I keep looking back at newborn pictures of Cole and my heart leaps with excitement"We're going to have another one of these! Eeek!" 

But I'll admit, a thought has crossed my mind.

"What if we have an ugly baby?"

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Jan
27
2014

Why I Broke Up With My Midwife

IT'S NOT YOU . . . IT'S ME. NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S YOU.

midwife, doctor, broke-up, break-ups, prenatal care, babies, pregnancy, midwife, OB, family doctor, delivery, decisions

If you've been following my blog, you might remember earlier in my pregnancy I wrote a post about the pros of Midwives vs the pros of Doctors. At the time, I had decided to go with a midwife (with my son, we had an OB) and I was very excited about my decision, because I had heard so many great things about midwives.

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Jan
03
2014
pregnancy, fashion, maternity clothes, maternity, comedy, jen warman, ymc, vlog, elastic pants

So, I don't want to say that I'm cheap, but when it comes to spending money—I don't really like to. Well, that's not entirely true. I do like spending money, I'd just prefer if it wasn't mine. Y'know what I'm saying?

Therefore, when it comes to finding clothes that will fit me during pregnancy, I don't want to want to fork over a lot of Sir Robert Bordens. Gah. Why are we SO UNCOOL as Canadians? "Fork over a lot of Benjamins" sounds wwwaaaayyyy better.

*sigh*

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Nov
03
2013

Pregnancy + Caffeine + Strangers Being A-Holes

JUST GIVE ME MY DAMN COFFEE AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

caffeine, pregnant, pregnancy, safe, strangers, comments, annoying, assholes, comedy, jen warman

I am growing a human inside of me, which requires a lot of work and energy. I still get up 1-3 times per night with my toddler. I work a full-time job. I sometimes make dinner (my husband or parents usually do.) I sometimes clean my house (again, it's a collaborative group effort: a perk of having your parents live in the same house). Regardless, the point I'm trying to make is that I'm tired.

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Oct
17
2013

Did You Find Out The Gender Of Your Baby?

To Know Or Not To Know, That Is The Question

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WEDNESDAY, October 18th:

Tomorrow morning at 9am I'm having my 20 week anatomy ultrasound. The ultrasound tech will be counting all the fingers, all the toes, (and a bunch of other important stuff), and then will come the question that many parents agonize over...

WILL WE FIND OUT THE GENDER? 

*Insert dramatic duh-duh-duhhhhhhh music*

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Oct
07
2013

A Newcomers Guide: Crazy Parenting Trends

ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE "THINGS" YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE "THINGS"

You're pregnant, congratulations! 

You have so many new things to learn! Your head is spinning! Your hormones are raging! There are so many books to read, websites to visit, and everyone has an opinion on everything. 

You wish you could just crawl into a hole and then 9 months later (actually 10, surprise!) emerge with cute pink cooing baby. But no. No, no no no no. There is a lot of crap in between, and you'll need to learn it all (no you don't). 

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Sep
27
2013

A Babymoon In Boston

FINDING OUR PRE-BABY #2 BLISS

Last weekend, my husband and I embarked on a four-day and three-night getaway to Boston. 

We used our flight credits from our botched vacation in July, and decided to take some time "just for us" before baby #2 arrives in March. I believe the trendy term for this trip is a "babymoon."

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Sep
18
2013

Hey, you know that thing where you're pregnant and terribly sleep deprived and then you become a raging pscyho bitch?

"No, not you Jen! You're so sweet. You're so nice."

That's probably what you're thinking...unless you're my husband.

Lately, I've been murdering my husband with my eyes. Death daggers. All the time. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

HIM: "Hey, good morning!"

ME: (death daggers)

HIM: "Do you want me to go grocery shopping, or do you want to go?"

ME: (death daggers)

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