Jul
31
2014

How To Not Be A Jerk When Your Friend Has A Baby

WHAT ALL CHILDLESS FRIENDS NEED TO KNOW WHEN THEIR FRIEND HAS A BABY...

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Recently, one of my best friends had her first baby and she said to me, "I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you had Cole. I had no idea..."

This heartfelt confession nearly brought tears to my eyes. I wasn't expecting her to say that, and I wasn't expecting to feel relieved when she said it. But I was. It felt really nice to have someone so close to me finally understand how I had been feeling for the past two and a half years. It was so nice to finally share stories and experiences with someone I love like a sister.

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Apr
23
2014

Five Weeks Old: The Ugly Baby Phase

THEY CAN'T BE CUTE ALL THE TIME

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It's week five, and we have officially entered the ugly phase of infancy. My doting mother denies this, "No no, she's beautiful!" I can't tell if she's a compulsive liar or if she's just looking at my daughter through her "Nana goggles," but I'll be the first to admit it: Maeve is going through the ugly newborn phase. Cole went through it, and so do most babies. 

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Mar
31
2014

Postpartum Hormones—They're Fun!

TEARS OF RAGE-FILLED LOVE AND HAPPINESS

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It's week two at home with baby #2, and things are going surprisingly well. Probably because I have such an involved husband, an amazing Mom who lives with us, and a pretty chilled out newborn. Cole has also been adjusting incredibly well, though he needs more Mom snuggles these days. Our greatest fear right now is that he'll accidentally headbutt Maeve's soft spot or poke her eyeball out while trying to give her some toddler "love." 

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Oct
17
2013

Did You Find Out The Gender Of Your Baby?

To Know Or Not To Know, That Is The Question

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WEDNESDAY, October 18th:

Tomorrow morning at 9am I'm having my 20 week anatomy ultrasound. The ultrasound tech will be counting all the fingers, all the toes, (and a bunch of other important stuff), and then will come the question that many parents agonize over...

WILL WE FIND OUT THE GENDER? 

*Insert dramatic duh-duh-duhhhhhhh music*

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Jul
03
2013

Preparing For A Trip Across The Country With A Toddler

DIAPERS? CHECK! WINE? CHECK! MORE WINE? DOUBLE CHECK!

On Saturday, we are leaving for a family trip out west! And guess what? Despite all of the stresses of travelling with a baby across the country (gulp) I am prepared!!! (sort of...not really...just go with it)

I've anticipated every single problem (sure) and have come up with reasonable solutions. If you don't know me, I am a very reasonable person. See?

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Jan
16
2013

Since we've moved to the 'burbs and now have storage space, the Grandmas got a little excited at Christmas. And by little, I mean a lot. They were probably singing carols, squeaking out excited farts as they raced down the aisles of Toys R Us.

*Side Note* I have a theory that the reason you smell farts so often in shopping malls/grocery stores is because people get excited and their sphincters relax.

"Ohh, these jeans are on SALE!" *Pffffffttttt*

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Jan
09
2013

"Hey! I Have A Penis!"

BATHTIME JUST GOT A LOT MORE INTERESTING AT OUR HOUSE

My son is now ten months old, and only recently did I stop getting into the bath with him. This seems ridiculous, I know—but it was the easiest way (I found) to bathe him without fear of losing grip of his slippery body or without crushing my ribcage against the hard porcelain tub. Therefore: bathtime for Cole also meant bathtime for Mommy.

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Dec
21
2012

Travelling With a Baby Over the Holidays

I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE HOLIDAY TRAVELLING GYPSY ELVES...

One thing I've learned in the past nine months is that babies come with a lot of gear (hence us buying a mini-van when we only have one baby...and a dog).

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Dec
01
2012

Surviving My Baby's First Cold

SNOT, SNOT, SNOT, AND MORE SNOT

My laptop is currently propped up on my counter so I can stand while I type. I'm swaying back and forth to keep my baby asleep in his carrier, because he won't nap anywhere else. He has his first cold :(

I must say, we've been lucky to make it almost nine months without as much as a sniffle. I guess I was just hoping he could hold off getting sick until he was at least...five. Or fifteen. Or fifty. He's pretty advanced (of course) so I was hoping he had also developed an immune system of steel and would simply avoid getting sick. Ever. 

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