Jen Warman: New Freakin' Mummy

Apr
23
2013

A Letter To My Breasts

YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU...BOOBS.

Dear Breasts,

I remember you before you became a feeding tool.

I remember you when you were full of enthusiasum. I remember when you were full—period.

Now, after thirteen months of breastfeeding, I Iook down at you and I wonder, "Where did you go?" You didn't even leave a note to say goodbye. What you did leave, however, is empty space in my bra cup. 

You've also left me with a disturbing question: When I'm completely done breastfeeding, will you shrivel and turn into ballsacks?

This is a serious question. I am concerned. 

Yours truly,

Jen Warman