Have you seen Jessica's Weight Watchers commercials?
She's not exactly known for her vision or intellectual prowess. To be honest, I've enjoyed some giggles at Jessica Simpson's expense over the years. I mean, let's just review, shall we?
"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."
Workouts with your little one are great! They are the ultimate in multitasking—cuddle time and you-time all bundled into one. Hello hamstrings, bye-bye mommy guilt! Here’s a how-to on getting your heart rate up and doing cardio at home with your little one in an infant carrier.
Yet another celebrity postpartum weight loss spectacle to awe and inspire us. Or make us feel terrible about ourselves.
Jessica Simpson has signed on with Weight Watchers to be their next official spokesperson, reportedly hooking a $4 million deal to lose the baby weight within a year. One has to assume her paycheque depends on her successful weight loss.
Hmmm... that is a scenario I can sort of relate to, actually.